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I HUMBLY APPRECIATE YOUR OFFER AND AM VERY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR SERVICES PROVIDE, I AM A SMALL GAME REVIEWER LOOKING TO MAKE IT BIG IN HUGE WORLD OF OURS, SO AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS IS JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!
NOW KEEP IN MIND, I AM OK WITH DOING THIS BUT I HAVE SOME REQUIREMENTS! FIRST OFF I WANT A SHOUT OUT IN THE CREDITS, IT WOULD BE DEDICATED TO "THEFUNKAYMONKAY, SPACE EARTH ENTREPRENEUR" AND I WILL ALSO GET THE DEV CONSOLE FOR MYSELF. SECOND, I WILL DESIRE A STATUE IN YOUR FRONT OFFICE MADE ONLY OUT OF THE FINEST BLACKITE YOU CAN FIND AT THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE, AND FINALLY A FACTION CALLED "THE DUENDES" AND "THE LITTLE PEOPLE" MUST BE ADDED TO THE GAME WITH CONSTANT TRIBAL DISPUTES.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME AND GIVING ME THIS OFFER, I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A PLEASANT DEAL WITH THIS WHOLE AGREEMENT!
FROM, THEFUNKAYMONKAY
THE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALL TORTUREINATOR
but are you verified,
in the eyes of god?
you must be one of those scammers
get blocked scammer smh lol
I saw your profile and figured id try writing you. i can't disrespect a woman. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model having trouble meeting someone. Im not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.
Hope to hear from you soon.
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|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SUCH A ♥♥♥♥. YOU'RE SUCH A ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE WILL PISS ON YOUR LEG AND THROW BRICKS AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
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SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SUCH A ♥♥♥♥. YOU'RE SUCH A ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE WILL PISS ON YOUR LEG AND THROW BRICKS AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED EVEN MORE AS A ♥♥♥♥ AND ALSO BE KNOWN AS A SPACKER FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SUCH A ♥♥♥♥. YOU'RE SUCH A ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE WILL PISS ON YOUR LEG AND THROW BRICKS AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED EVEN MORE AS A ♥♥♥♥ AND ALSO BE KNOWN AS A SPACKER FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SUCH A ♥♥♥♥. YOU'RE SUCH A ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE WILL PISS ON YOUR LEG AND THROW BRICKS AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED EVEN MORE AS A ♥♥♥♥ AND ALSO BE KNOWN AS A SPACKER FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SUCH A ♥♥♥♥. YOU'RE SUCH A ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE WILL PISS ON YOUR LEG AND THROW BRICKS AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED EVEN MORE AS A ♥♥♥♥ AND ALSO BE KNOWN AS A SPACKER FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A ♥♥♥♥