+rep rode my meat into the sunset like the hot buff cowboy he is

Oh yeah, you think you're funny do you? Well let me tell you, you're not. You're really not. I have zero sense of humor, literally none. I do not laugh or smile. Even the most clever and witty jokes are not worth a single chuckle. The only thing that is even close to resembling a sense of humor for me is the occasional small little nose exhale when I see something incredibly, indescribably funny. But that's extremely rare, that doesn't happen often.

Your daughter was screaming in the background, probably due to the lack of food that you've been giving her. You probably wear your headset to drown the noise of your disappointed spouse yelling at you because of what a no-life worthless father you are.

Hi yeah i think your son got on your account and kept spamming invites to me today. I finally joined his discord and he insisted I buy some heroin that he stole from you... i gave the authorities your IP address. Be prepared for them to knock down your door very soon. Hope you rot in prison.

damn bbg, you lookin mad thick right now, gonna make me act up

great job very cool