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It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and
failed.
- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere
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Leela: Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.

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air, n.:
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren't normal. And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor's a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

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Damian Dam-Dam 13 Sep, 2020 @ 11:11pm 
Ooof, that was a close one.
TheDaddySalty 13 Sep, 2020 @ 7:13pm 
IF ANYONE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM ME ASKING YOU TO VOTE FOR MY "TEAM" DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK.
Org 7 Jul, 2020 @ 7:54pm 
Hello, this is the health Department at "U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wot m8" we are leaving this message to see if you are satisfied with our product!

Hope to hear from you soon!
Dirty Coon 16 Jun, 2019 @ 12:35am 
no
Org 30 Mar, 2019 @ 3:19am 
good ol unturned days
1# Crazy Frog Fan 5 Mar, 2019 @ 2:13am 
i will knock you out, you will be culled
TheQueensofManatees 14 Aug, 2018 @ 11:24pm 
+rep my son made it good
<3
munky 31 Jul, 2018 @ 4:16pm 
I like Lhyme servers. Keep them running!
student of the game 5 Jun, 2018 @ 6:37pm 
rip jug
pepe julian onzima 19 May, 2018 @ 3:23pm 
+rep he can eat a lot of cheese burgers
sirkibel 18 May, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
And how did you join lyhme?
ushio 16 May, 2018 @ 1:14am 
+rep for being daddy
HeyImShadow 24 Apr, 2018 @ 6:53pm 
been a while jug if you dont remember its me Harmony rofl
Blue 28 Mar, 2018 @ 2:46am 
You broke the command .__.
Salty Cupcake 18 Mar, 2018 @ 1:18pm 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zush 18 Mar, 2018 @ 12:11pm 
REEEE
Salty Cupcake 21 Feb, 2018 @ 9:40am 
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TheDaddySalty 19 Jan, 2018 @ 9:04am 
lel same
Damian Dam-Dam 5 Jan, 2018 @ 9:53pm 
Miss your rapping, lel.
student of the game 19 Apr, 2017 @ 6:36am 
Hoping to get back on Unturned soon ^-^
TheDaddySalty 11 Mar, 2017 @ 2:26pm 
Umm ok.... @Cr1TiKal!
Damian Dam-Dam 9 Feb, 2017 @ 12:53am 
Wish 2 Play with you again Later sometime.
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Leonico 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:39pm 
Good Luck, you was my first friend in steam when i was in level 0. I never forget it :3 :reonion: :reheart:
student of the game 4 May, 2016 @ 2:23am 
Allahu Akbar :catpaw:
reem 1 May, 2016 @ 6:01pm 
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TheDaddySalty 20 Apr, 2016 @ 2:19am 
Thats so adorable :demoticon:
student of the game 20 Apr, 2016 @ 2:08am 
:3 :catpaw:
Damian Dam-Dam 15 Apr, 2016 @ 7:16pm 
Praise The Jugg~!
spysassin 9 Apr, 2016 @ 5:40am 
no u
LOVE77 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:00pm 
im like the only person who ever traded wih him. +rep fast and good trader! its a little late sorry jug
Holy%$#! 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:41am 
NWA, all your comments combined show that your only goal is to agitate and get an emotional reaction..."having fun making kids rage"... yup, sounds like ya got a ton of sand in that vagina...
TheDaddySalty 15 Mar, 2016 @ 10:02pm 
im Gn1 now. Lol. I dont think i suck bud. Seeing as i was top fragging the game we played when you raged like a pissy ♥♥♥♥♥ with sand up your vagina.
Joe Budden 15 Mar, 2016 @ 9:45pm 
Says the one who sucks at CS GO and gets kicked for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
TheDaddySalty 15 Mar, 2016 @ 9:29pm 
Your salty XS
Joe Budden 15 Mar, 2016 @ 9:26pm 
I know what you are but what am I
TheDaddySalty 15 Mar, 2016 @ 6:34pm 
im silver elite master now :P And im not raging lol, your the one being Salty :P
Joe Budden 15 Mar, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
I am having fun at Silver 4 making kids like you rage
TheDaddySalty 13 Mar, 2016 @ 8:08pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are salty. No wonder your silver 2.
Joe Budden 13 Mar, 2016 @ 7:46pm 
Rushing B more like Rushing ♥♥♥♥♥♥
TheDaddySalty 13 Mar, 2016 @ 3:21pm 
thank you poppy! <3
Daisy 13 Mar, 2016 @ 6:51am 
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TheDaddySalty 12 Mar, 2016 @ 6:35pm 
no? Lol i still got my Rank and my case
Joe Budden 12 Mar, 2016 @ 5:56pm 
You mad bro?
Mirage 29 Feb, 2016 @ 8:04am 
This xrap again
Klein 28 Feb, 2016 @ 12:03pm 
kek:ginthink:
Salty Cupcake 22 Feb, 2016 @ 11:38am 
+salt :steamsalty:
Mirage 20 Feb, 2016 @ 12:23am 
Im on a frikin phone but it alows me to join games wut!?
spysassin 7 Feb, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
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