Helbrecht’s Hammer
Brother Signar of the Eternal Crusade   Vatican City State (Holy See)
 
 
Name: Brother Signar of the Eternal Crusade
Rank: Initiate, now Veteran of the Black Templars Chapter
Preferred Gear: Holy Chainsword “Heretic’s Bane” and the blessed Bolt Pistol.
Veteran of the Black Templars
About Me
🔥 "FOR THE EMPEROR!" 🔥
Loyal servant of the God-Emperor, wielder of His holy justice, and sworn to eradicate heresy wherever it may crawl."

Games Played:

Dawn of War Series – Purging heretics since 2004.
Total War: Warhammer – "What is this 'diplomacy” you speak of? Only war."
Space Marine – "My chainsword is ever thirsty."
Darktide – "A single life is but a small price to pay for the glory of the Emperor!"

Achievements:

"Crusade Complete": Played 10,000 hours of Dawn of War.
"Purge the Xenos": 100% kill ratio in Darktide.
"Chainsword Enthusiast": Named every weapon in Warframe after Imperial relics.

“Suffer not the heretic, the mutant, or the unclean to live.”

Favorite Things:

Food: Rations and recaf, with a side of heretic tears.
Music: Liturgies of the Ecclesiarchy, remixed with chainsword solos.
Hobbies: Sharpening my chainsword, and zealously screaming at heretics.
Favorite Color: Purity-sealed Black.

Loadout (IRL):

Armor: Mk X Tacticus Power Armor, featuring custom purity seals and tabards.
Gear:
A chainblade that “purrs” like a kitten while in use.
Bolt pistol blessed by Chaplain Grimaldus himself.
A rosary of Ork teeth for inspiration during battle.

Friends & Groups:

“The Eternal Crusaders”: Zealously gaming with other like-minded zealots.
“Loyalists Anonymous”: A group for venting about the Ultramarines being overrated.
“No Xenos Allowed”: Where even the suggestion of playing Tau gets you kicked.


“If it bleeds, it’s a heretic. If it doesn’t, it’s probably still a heretic.”
Comments
Nattyx 18 Aug, 2024 @ 4:12am 
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Nattyx 18 Aug, 2024 @ 4:11am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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•WE TRUE BROTHERS •WE RIDE TOGETHER •WE DIE TOGETHER •send dis GUN to every1 of ur homiez. C how many times u get this, if u get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE 4 LIFE
dawert 18 Aug, 2024 @ 4:11am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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•WE TRUE BROTHERS •WE RIDE TOGETHER •WE DIE TOGETHER •send dis GUN to every1 of ur homiez. C how many times u get this, if u get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE 4 LIFE
dawert 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am 
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Pepga 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:11pm 
Brother be yappin' :richard:
dawert 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:39pm 
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