-Spawned in the game for my very first time
-Cried a bit since the game runs pretty bad (Though I know it will get better, but it is still playable)
-Started learning controls and running around
-Saw a big rock and thought "Nice, maybe I can use this as a weapon!"
-Upon closer inspection, it was Dinosaur Poop
-Thought I could maybe throw poop at other people or Dinosaurs
-Couldn't figure out how to equip poop
-Clicked on poop in inventory, clicked "Use Item"
-By clicking on "Use Item", I thought it would allow me to put it in my hand, to wield the poop
-Apparently that made me eat the poop
-Died from poop

Note to self: Do not click "Use Item" on Poop or other dangerous items.


UPDATE: A fellow "Gamer" messaged me and complained this wasn't a review and "Reported" me because of it.

So specifically to that person, and to anyone else who has no sense of humor, here is a review.

REVIEW: The game is fun. It has Dinosaurs. It has Poop. You have big poops and small poops. I can poop and my dinosaur can poop next to me. Or i can ride him and make him poop.

Game doesn't run the best of course. Highest amount of frames I get is 30 with a mix of settings, but mainly everything on Medium, with some Ultra.

Will you like this game?
Yes, if you like dinosaurs, base building and pooping.

Stop talking about poop, will i like this game?
Yes, if you like dinosaurs.

Stop talking about dinosaurs, will I like this game?
Yes, you can poop.