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Recent reviews by Terminally Dyslexic

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1 person found this review helpful
132.8 hrs on record (94.2 hrs at review time)
I fought for my country! Welcome to the land of freedom, B.i.t.c.h.e.s!!! Yaaaaaaaaargh!
Posted 27 November, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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515 people found this review helpful
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45.4 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
You get to Play Crash Bandicoot for about 90 seconds, so this is automatically the best game Naughty Dog has made in 23 years.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
21.4 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
I can't believe this game is back from the Dead. No Really. buy this game.
Posted 20 March, 2021. Last edited 20 March, 2021.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
68.8 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
Absolutely Wonderful!!! I adore the original Naughty Dog games and I have been obsessively playing them for 20+ years. This game is a loving recreation of the original 3 platformers. the controls feel a little different to the ND games. The controls have been unified across all 3 games so that feels a little weird at first. Crash 1 is alot easier in this version. i love the edition of Time Trials for the first 2, I love replaying and memorising the levels and then speeding through them with "ease", or what appears as ease to people who don't realise you've spent hours practicing.

The PC port is miles ahead of the PS4 version the frame rate is smooth and the textures and overall graphical quality is very pleasing and more importantly motion blur is optional!!!!

If you are a fan of the originals this is a great excuse to replay them and if you have never played them this is a great starting point.

BRING BACK CRASH TEAM RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2 July, 2018. Last edited 26 November, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
70.0 hrs on record (58.6 hrs at review time)
Not as pretty as its modern day bastardised remake. But this game is way more ambitious with its game design. One minute you are a ground rebel trooper then you jump in a snow speeder and take down an AT-AT and capture the enemy base while fighting off Darth Vader. There are plenty of mods available as this game has been out for more than a decade. Fantastic game, also none of the pennies you spend on this game will go to EA.
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
756.1 hrs on record (654.4 hrs at review time)
To Drive the best vehicles in GTA Online you have to buy them.

But the game is called "Grand Theft Auto"

WTF?
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 22 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
now loading your powerpoint presentation.
Loading.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. done.

also the driving physics are crap and it's kinda boring.
Posted 26 September, 2015. Last edited 26 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
479.6 hrs on record (347.2 hrs at review time)
My Personal favourite GTA Game purely because of the physics engine. So much fun.
Posted 17 April, 2011. Last edited 22 December, 2021.
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