seemed like a friendly guy so I added him. We got talking and soon became friends. Seemed like a genuinely cool guy so we agreed to meet
up. We had our pcs out playing cs, and everything was going great until I got up to get another beer, then as I came back into the room
I saw him wearing a short dress, and pink ears. He was bent over the table with his ♥♥♥♥ and balls hanging out, and he moaned "milk me daddy senpai". Turned out he was gay. He tried to make me touch him as I told him to leave and asked me what the problem was with being submissive and breedable. I told him, as politely as I could everything, and that I wasn't interested and he needs to leave. At that point he pinned me against the front door, and tried to dry hump my knee. I prompty hit him and he fled crying. Worst still he had already managed to ejacualte during those few milliseconds down my trousers. Do not interact or talk to this user. For your own safety you should block on sight

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A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
-- Calvin

I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
of it. -- Calvin

Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
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