Plus frames into stance mixup, colorful visual barf all over the screen, more yelling sword guys after we had to look at Noctis for six years, ~~aggression~~, Tekken Coins, stages not included in the season pass, collabs with ~~Brands~~. Y'all are trying to convince me that I don't like Tekken.

Why are you making me look at another yelling magic sword guy. Why do you think Tekken players have iPad Baby Brain and cannot be entertained without the screen filling with flashing lights so that we know we're seeing something ~~epic~~.

I have gotten on airplanes to play Tekken competitively. Tekken 8 makes me deeply, viscerally depressed. Am I going to have to learn Virtua Fighter? ...

Plus frames into stance mixup, colorful visual barf all over the screen, more yelling sword guys after we had to look at Noctis for six years, ~~aggression~~, Tekken Coins, stages not included in the season pass, collabs with ~~Brands~~. Y'all are trying to convince me that I don't like Tekken. Why are you making me look at another yelling magic sword guy. Why do you think Tekken players have iPad Baby Brain and cannot be entertained without the screen filling with flashing lights so that we know we're seeing something ~~epic~~. I have gotten on airplanes to play Tekken competitively. Tekken 8 makes me deeply, viscerally depressed. Am I going to have to learn Virtua Fighter? ...