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1 person found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
The original Insugency was an amazing game that never had enough players. When I first heard about Insugency Sandstorm, I was so excited to play it, but somehow knew that it would never be as good as its predecessor. I wish I wasn't right. Insurgency Sandstorm could be a great game with some very minor tweaks.

1.) Enemy visibility. If you die in Insurgency Sandstorm, more often then not it has nothing to do with your aim, and everything to do with where your ♥♥♥♥ is. If you die in Insurgency Sandstorm, its because your ♥♥♥♥ isn't buried into the ground as far as it can go. This game awards players that play like they have a four-hour-long-lasting erection and no doctor in sight with a good handful of kills. For some reason, the devs of Insurgency Sandstorm decided that it would be a fantastic idea to make the terrain, foilage, and architechture of every map the same color as the Player models. The meta in this game is to sit in one spot, let your teammates die in some ♥♥♥♥-off conflict on the objective, and then kill as many people as you can because you have mastered the magical power of invisibility. Does this win games? Suprisingly yes. Since the team spawns are normally based off waves, the dude with the invisibility cloak can easily kill 5 people per wave because finding the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is impossible. Some could say these players have mastered the meta, I would argue that if that's the meta, I don't want to play Insurgency Sandstorm.

2.) The maps are way too big and complex. You don't need a cloak to become invisible in Insurgency Sandstorm, all you need is a corner thats ever so slightly darker than parts of the maps that aren't tucked away (that's every corner by the way). There are way too many places in this game to hide! You can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move an inch from where youre standing without being revealed to at least seven different spots where an enemy is inevitably camping. Because you turned a corner, you're dead! Some could argue that you need to memorize where these spots are and pre-aim them as your turn corners. How in the flying ♥♥♥♥ am I going to preaim every wide open part of the map that boasts six windows, nine bushes, eighteen corners, a busted up car, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of enemies dressed as bushes without getting shot every single time. That's just not fun!

In conclusion: Make the player models brighter please holy god
Posted 19 August, 2021.
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25 people found this review helpful
83.5 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
Tom Francis, please release DLC for this game. Continue the story past where you left off. This game is too fun to have such little content
Posted 5 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
127.8 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
First person Assassin's Creed with zombies. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game.
Posted 24 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Unity(it has 2d tools),
GameSalad,
Stencyl

3D game engines:
Unity,
Unreal,
and
Source.

But to be completely honest just about anything works as a game engine that isn't this hunk of crap known as "GameGuru"

:Much Needed Edit:

I haven't used much of gameguru but from what i can hear from the comments I need to give a bit of credit. When I first used it I wasn't able to find any editor for code at all as I am stupid and didn't do much digging around. There is a LUA input that works well. I would say more about it if I had a bit more knowledge with coding but unfortunately, I'm dumb. Something I should touch on is optimisation. I have a fairly old system, which by todays standards would be seen as mid-entry level. I've got a GTX 760 and an FX-6350. After I made a small level with huge mountains and stuff gameguru ran at around 60 fps with small dips into the lower fifties.
Posted 7 September, 2015. Last edited 16 April, 2016.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
I definately got this as a gift. Overrall thi svisual novel has a wonderful plot with a semi-sad ending. Along with the wonderful plot comes the wonderful visuals. These visuals were so wonderful that I have a completely new perspective on how I view big-breasted cat-girls.
Posted 24 July, 2015.
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82.9 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
H1Z1 is officially on of the most fun games I've ever played but of course it does have drawbacks.
Some of the things I like were the cool and amazing graphics. The grahics aren't anything amazing, I feel like they're better than DayZ yet not as good as Rust, either way, even with the graphics cranked up to high, my GTX 760 has easily been able to run it. Overrall compatibility is just something DayZ is not good at yet this game seems to handle entry to mid level hardware fine.

As far as gameplay goes H1Z1 is extremely fun. It has two gamemodes; survival and battle royale. Survival can be pretty fun if you have a few friends tagging along however battle royale is a completely different story. All but one of my hours so far has been spent pwning n00bz in the battle royale gamemode. It is extrememly fun and I reccomend anyone to try their hand at it, even if they aren't to fond of the game yet.

Personally, I think the survival mode is very flawed. There isn't much food around that you can just eat, with most of it you need to do some wierd thing with crafting and such thus taking simplicity out of the game. Also the zombies are more persistant than a Westboro trying to stop a gay marriage. Not only that, but if youre running through a large city, you'll attract every last zombie in the map (that's a definant exaggeration). Another thing about survival is that it's just not fun. I just find it extremely boring that's just me though.

EDIT:::::
I just played around an hour of survival mode. Althouhg the crafting is complicated, if you have a skilled friend or a guide you can easily find out more and more survival $killz. Also, the survival mode has more weapons than in Battle Royale. This game is really shaping into one of my favorites.

As a little side note, I'd like to say this game has far less glitches and bugs than DayZ when it was a released.

Some things I would really like to be in H1Z1:
I would really like a lot bigger selection of cars. I've only seen around three types of cars that actually run.
I would like to see my ping before entering a server and after entering. You can't see your ping at all as the game doesn't display it, this can cause many problems especially with PvP.
This game needs more guns: As of right now I believe there are 4 (5?) types of pistols and only 5 primaries (sorry if that's wrong). The 5 primaries that I have seen are the pump shotgun, a different shotgun that I can't remember the name of, the AR-15, the long/recurve bow, and the crossbow, that's it. I certaintly hope that more guns will be added.
I would like to be able to open crates and bags without needing to enter a game. Doing so from the title screen would be great.
EDIT::::
They added an AK-47 and I saw a Hunting Rifle during survival. There are probably more guns to find in survival.

As for the microtransactions. They aren't that bad. The system of microtransactions for this game is a lot like Counter-Strike Global Offensive. You can easily live without them as most of them are simply different clothes for your character, I don't think they add any armor value to you at all so hopefully some pay to win spam may die down.

Before I stop randomly typing out bullcrap: Make sure dynamic super resolution is turned off when playing this game, changing the resolution made my video drivers crash multiple times when changing the resolution.
Posted 15 June, 2015. Last edited 18 June, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
24.8 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
I played four hours the first day and two the next. The graphics are stuinning, the gameplay is stunning, and the multiplayer is stunning. When I first played the multiplayer I felt like I was scarred at all times. It reminded me of playing Arma because of how big the maps are and the fear of getting shot by anyone, anywhere. I truly think that the multiplayer is like an MMO with how chilling it always feels. 420/69 "harskop3rz r wit us"-ign
Posted 11 February, 2015.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Overall it's a pretty okay game. I believe that if it had some kind of local co-op it'd be a whole lot better because it already has three survivors that you may control. In my opinion the top down camera gets a bit annoying as you can't see very far left or right because the screen is limited by the menu that is always to the right. The graphics aren't anything to be amazed by which is expected I guess you could say. For five dollars I would suggest it to anyone who likes the feeling of a singleplayer suvival game (oh yeah, and zombies).
Posted 31 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
I would deffinitley reccomend this for anyone who is into realistic shooters. Although there is a stealth factor in this game, it is a horrible stealth factor. The gameplay for me is pretty fun and difficult. The realism in this game is actually quite good other than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI. I imagine co-op is very fun. Overall I give this game a 5/10. LOL JK THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE TIMES 21 LIE SERIOUSLY STICK PAYDAY 505 GAMES
Posted 23 March, 2014. Last edited 29 June, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,693.4 hrs on record (1,355.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is with out a doubt my favorite game. the gameplay is great and realistic and provides a wide variety of weapons. The weapons skins are a great deal breaker. I can only see about two real problems with it though. There is a lack of gamemodes. It would be appreciated if there were more. Also the games seems quite pointless if you aren't playing competitive because when playing anything other than competitive there is no goals. Another problem is is that Valve REALLY needs to fix their ranking system. All Silvers are practically what a Nova would be a year ago.

UPDATE::::
This game is still fun.
You don't need to play the BR to get into a match.
This game isn't dead.
This game has never had a huge hacker problem, even in my 1300 hour experience.
This game is still my favorite game.
I still wish to play this game when I am 60.
By review bombing this game you're not fixing the problem, youre driving people away from CSGO, killing it......
....Also the BR mode is more fun than any BR I've played.

In short, the review bombings are a result of mass hysteria. I still love this game and hope to play it long into the future. I don't want a refund, I don't mind a badge, yes a knife would be cool, but I don't care.
CSGO is and always will be my favorite game.
Posted 27 February, 2014. Last edited 9 December, 2018.
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