If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gay.

Cause I'm an evil scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name,
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
And causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
Married or not,
Al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
I'll take your legs and spread them wide,
And then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

I'm an evil scotsman,
And My name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" c***,

Yes I'm an evil Scotsman
And my name is Jock

I've got one hand in my pocket
And I'm playing with my 10" c***

I don't care where you come from,
If your big or your small,
I've fought the best,
And I beat them all.
If your english or irish,
You wont have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

I'm an evil scotsman,
And Jock is my name,
If you don't like the rules don't play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' game,
Yes, I'm an evil Scotsman
My name is Jock!
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" c***.