A Doberman, a Golden Retriever and a TIGER died and met God. God said to them, “Tell me why I should let you into heaven.”
The Doberman said, “I’ll protect you with my life.”
God said, “You can sit at my right side.”
The Golden Retriever said, “I will fetch your slippers and anything else you ask me to.”
God said, “Then you can sit at my left side.”
Finally, God looked at TIGER and said, “And what will you do?”
TIGER said, “Excuse me. I think you’re sitting in my seat.”