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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋
⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀
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⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃
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WONNA HAV3 A BAD TOM?!!!?!!
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Uouhwaey de ato do ah duwa duwa
Nye uhwey de de de
Uhwaey de de ptbh uhwaey
Uhwaey de de de de do
EEHH DEE WO EEEHHHH
Nhyeh de de de ptbh eeh
Eeh de, eeh de de doo
EEH EHHH AHH OWE
(desk bang)AAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEOOOO
Doo eyyo adth DEAH AU AU AUTH
(desk bang)AAAGHGHH
DAAAEEEYYY DOOO UUHH
ET DEAY DO DOOWOO
DOO DE DE DOE DE DEH DEH DOE
AAAAAHHHHHGG
DEOEOEO ET DO, ET DAAA
DET DAEY DAEYEA DE
ET DE DE DO
ET DE DE DAEY, DE DUR DUR
DO DE DE DOE DOE OH DE DO
(furious table slamming)
AAAAAAAGGHHHH HAAA HAAAE
I... r-really like it... maybe... maybe we could... b-be friends...? P-please?
I have anxiety disorder and social awkwardness... I also hate my parents and I'm a neet...
P-please don't mind if I'm angry for no reason to get your attention sometimes... I have bipolar disorder, too.......
♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥
Sorry...
Please accept my friend r-request? ^w^
Did I say your avatar looks awesome? I... really like it~ Rawr~~~~
Eh hem, I hope you have a great day~
PS I'm a furry too <3
It was realleh hard for meh to tell yu dose feelingsw.. but i finally managed to tell yu!
http://gyazo.com/1df3dd9c7c4bce0993159db290e85292
Holy ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want to bang Bowsette. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to bowser’s castle I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥ing sex with Bowsette. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of her. I want her to have my mutant human/turtle babies.
♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥ing mom caught me with the neighbors turtle. I'd dressed her in my sisters black dress and went to ♥♥♥♥ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Wii. I might not ever get to see Bowsette again.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠙⠉⠙⠷⢻⣴⣤⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠄⠀⠠⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠺⣻⣢
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⢀⡄⠀⠀⠈⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠗⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠉⠀⠀⠉⠑⢢
⠀⢀⠤⠤⢌⡮⣐⠤⠤⡤⠔⢹⠀⠀⠀⠴⠀⠀⠀⡇
⡜⡐⠈⠉⠗⣌⠀⢠⠊⢀⠄⠈⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠜
⢃⢇⠀⠀⠀⠒⡓⡪⣈⣀⣀⠀⠑⠠⠉⠉⠉
⠈⢊⢖⡄⡀⠀⠀⠁⢉⣒⣑⠊⠛⠒⠤⡰⡀
⠀⠀⠁⠓⠫⢥⢲⡀⡈⠙⢿⣷⣆⠀⠀⡁⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⠋⠬⠎⠿⠿⠤⢐⠕⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠈⠉
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COMMENT MORTY
I'M COMMENT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
⠀⣠⠀⢿⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢷⡗
⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆
⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶
⠀⢀⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷
⠀⢸⣿⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠿⠃⠈⠿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿⠿
⠀⢀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀
⠀⣿⡟⡇⠀⠭⡋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣟⢿
⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌
⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀
⠘⣿⣿⠂⠈⢸⣿⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣀⡠⣠⣺⣿⣷
⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻⠿⠁
⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁
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POST THIS WINDMILL IN 5 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
║▒\
║▒▒\
║░▒║
║░▒║ put this
║ ☭ ║ on your friends
║░▒║ profile to help
║ ☭ ║ mother russia
║░▒║ and commie friends
║ ☭ ║ kill USA and Fat american
║░▒║ and Great Britan
▓▓▓
[█▓] nuke them
[█▓] nuke them
[█▓] nuke them
Thanks for showing this cat the best hey-hey he's ever-ever! Talk about platinum in the sack, toots! Where'd you learn that 18 karat trick with the heels of your feet? You didn't just make my toes curl - they popped off and rolled under the bed!
I wish I could stay for another round, but this gent's got places to be, things to do. You showing up has forced my hand, baby! The time to act is now!
I won't be around for a while, but if everything works out right, you and me are a date, got it? Wouldn't miss it for all the caps in Vegas.
Now don't get clingy and try to follow me.
Ciao,
Benny
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