Quitting dating and going to the gym is a very slippery slope.

I quit dating and starting spending more time at the gym about 2 years ago. Once I started getting results I wanted to show them off right, so I started shaving most of my body hair including my chest. I liked the way it looked and continued to see better gains. Why not bump things up a notch? I started tanning regularly so you could see my definition better. The bros at the gym were very supportive. Always grabbing an arm or poking at my chest, telling me how amazing my gains are. I've been sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ for about a year now. Nothing makes your gains look better than a hot gleaming shot of man goo.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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As a European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird, because I didn’t think that I have any less freedom. But after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You influenced me to ♥♥♥♥ myself in the ass so hard that my ass ripped a hole in the fifth dimensional quadratic functionality of the reverse universe, causing a spatial collapse on the micro-scale that will eventually lead to the heat death of the universe at an exponential factor of x16 beyond what we had previously expected, is there anything you could offer as advice about this catastrophic situation?