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6.9 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
I will preface this by saying that the game was quite a fun ride for about 85% of the way through; the movement is slick and fun, wallrunning feels natural and precise, the slide could be a teensy bit longer (but it's serviceable as is), the gunplay is visceral and frenetic; every gun has it's place in the arsenal, and once you understand the role of everything, it flows very well, and creates a strong power fantasy when it clicks into place.
And the music, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUSIC. Every piece is blood-pumping and fits the mood and aesthetics of each level, as well as being outstanding industrial tracks on their own.
Enemies are fun to fight, and offer lots of cool interactions and ways of defeating them, ala Doom Eternal (certain weapons being more effective than others). Rushdown enemies keep you on your toes, while anything bigger than your normal goon will require the latter half of your arsenal to deal with. Again, the combat flow, mixed with how the arena design takes wallrunning into account makes for an experience that the market doesn't exactly have at the moment.
The bosses are fine. I don't have anything really to say about them other than they are perfectly servicable.
This review was originally negative, but they have since fixed the ear shattering bug, so I can now wholly recommend the game :)
Posted 30 August, 2023. Last edited 1 September, 2023.
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44.8 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
EPG is still the best gun in the game, if you think otherwise you are a poopnose
Posted 1 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record
Only game where I will always stop to watch napalm be draped across a jungle because it looks and sound incredible.
also m2 carbine is the best gun and if you say no you're a cuck
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
13.2 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
pills here
there's pills over here
pills here
takin pills
anyone gonna grab those pills?
gonna take these pills here
pills
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
66.4 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Thicc AF Doomgirl shoots cultists while solving puzzles and then shoots demons and solves puzzles to Deus Ex and Unreal music
9/10 only fault is that there's only 1 episode so far.
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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44.2 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Game's jank af but it's still one of the best shooters of the 2000s. Play if you want the best shotgun in video game history and watching clones be exploded John Woo style.
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
16.8 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
Shoot the low poly rednecks and then shoot the low poly demons
8/10 best shooter of 2018
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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40.1 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
I beat The Destroyer in under 2 minutes because this game is broken and unbalanced as ♥♥♥♥.
7/10 it's alright
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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55.2 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
If you like a gripping, personal and emotional tale of regret, opportunity and dogs in hawaiian shirts, this game is definitely for you
as a visual novel, the aesthetic of the game in truly unique; drawing on old japanese visual novel styles while also placing it in a dystopian future of technological marvels and horrifying wars, this game is a cut above the rest in how it looks
gameplay wise... it's a visual novel. you play as a bartender and that's what you do; tend the table at the Va-11 Hall-A bar in the experimental Glitch City.
but, the story isn't a clear path, like in most VN, as the story will alter and change with the drinks that you serve your customers.
speaking of customers...
[WARNING: NEXT SECTION MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS]
the best part about this game is definitely the wide variety of faces that you come across during the game. a professional cyborg bounty hunter, a robot adult worker in the body of a 13 year old girl, and an aging private detective and more are within this game.

TL;DR, Amazing Game, Go Play Now
8.5/10
Posted 31 December, 2017.
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195.9 hrs on record (87.2 hrs at review time)
>launch game
>look at clock
>3:15pm
>okcool.jpg
>play the game for a bit, get a couple new weapons and work toward that quest
>look at the clock again
>4:00am
>tfw you spent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 13 hours playing one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grindfest
8/10 solid game
Posted 9 October, 2017.
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