Strange Hero
Michael   Arizona, United States
 
 
I take Steam reviews a bit too seriously sometimes, probably because I wasted so much time and money on an art degree.
Also, I stream occasionally (usually Saturdays) and am working on game/narrative analysis content. Check out my channel with the link, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsXNuRv6JsDpBv19bC9up5Q/videos
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rainy night, 3am -- A Poem
My blanket wrapped around every inch of me gives the soft, comforting warmth of a friend's fond hug. The downpour invites petrichor to my naked face, poking out of my blanket's nest as a curious turtle from its shell-- flaring my nostrils and taking in every last particle of air my lungs can hold. Sleep hungry eyes puff against the chilly waves of wind blowing through the half-open window, eyelids and blanket too heavy to care. The moonlight refracts off the puddle outside, its small ripples seen in the wavy moon dancing on the window's glass. A single bird hides under a tree, chirping with each drop of water that hits the leaves above him. The downpour roars on, as the puddle grows with the moonlight enveloping my dainty bedroom in the house's corner-- a spotlight on an otherwise forgettable room. The bird takes flight, perching onto the window's corner, just below the roof, and chirps at me. Damp feathers reflect the moonlight around us, its eyes are as black as the night's sky.

Review Showcase
7 Hours played
This is the kind of game you play for 10 minutes, think to yourself "If this was all life was, I'd never want again." only to realize it has actually been 4 hours and it's now too late to go out and grab that burger you enjoy so much.

You sit there, realizing that you have food at home, and haphazardly slap together some bland white bread, nearly-rotten bologna, and stale american cheese for dinner. Your stomach's grumbling despite you knowing that the food you've prepared is horrifically substandard to the point where you're sure leaving it on the floor would attract no insects. In fact, the insects who would be attracted to such a miserable meal are months deep into a self-improvement program dedicated to impoverished, disenfranchised, and otherwise downtrodden insects. The knowledge of the bizarre intricacies sewn into everyday life for the insects we dare not think twice about as we notice a few underfoot comes to you all at once. You realize, then and there, as you're three bites deep into this ten bite large sandwich that you're not dreading these next seven bites as you once did the first three.

What surprises you is that those first three bites have come and gone with no negative aftertaste. The gloom you were so sure of feeling after routinely compiling your sandwich ingredients is lodged in the back of your psyche alongside your long forgotten, but ever present schoolyard memories of ladybugs and dew dancing around the grass around breakfastime. The beams of sunlight bounce off the drops of moisture as the stabbing sunspot in your eye blocks out your vision for a second or two, and the slight sting that accompanies your temporary inability to see--at least out of that one spot you've now grown fond of after having lost it--mixes with the sugary sand caked on your molars. Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, that bit of food left in your mouth, would normally disgust you and yet here you are hoping this final kiss from a simple meal lasts longer. Alas, the instinctive swallow pushes down that last glob of deliciousness until you're left sitting there, amongst the ladybugs and grass, unsure of when the first classroom bell will ring, hoping it never will.

And now you look down at the crumbs on your hands, the absent sandwich a reminder that all things eventually pass. You stare at your monitor, a purple and black cat wearing a green buckethat, a pink sweater, and blue pants stares back at you. It's smiling and holding up a fish. The last remnants of your sandwich wash around your mouth along with the water you sipped. Perhaps it's best to admit that the meal you just enjoyed is exactly what you just thought it was: enjoyable. Yesterday, you might've frustratingly choked the sandwich down along with the depressive and vitriolic thoughts that swim around when consuming something so disgustingly basic. But today, after having enjoyed your long WEBFISHING session, you realize the beauty and flavor of your go-to sandwich.

It's kind of like that.
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GYOZAISDELICIOUS 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
blunt 2 blunt who wins the smoke out be honest?
bingus. 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27am 
bingus
Count Orlok Gaming 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:25am 
I love you Strange Hero
Ur Crusty Underwear 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am 
-rep low attention span, couldn't handle more than 4 hours of a game
AznYungztah 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm 
hey there ryota miyagi
Malarkey 😃😄 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm 
+rep unadded 4 space add back whenever