Links
Rifler for Villainous
Twitter
Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
ESEA [play.esea.net]
FaceIt [www.faceit.com]
HLTV [www.hltv.org]

Achievements
- Global Elite
- Rank G Esea
- 3k Elo FaceIt
- FaceIt Season 51 Main (PlayOffs)
- FaceIt Season 50 Adv
- FaceIt Season 49 Main (PlayOffs)
- FaceIt Season 48 Main (PlayOffs)
- FaceIt Season 46 Adv
- ESEA Season 45 Main (PlayOffs)
- ESEA Season 42 Adv
- ESEA Season 41 Main (PlayOffs)
- ESEA Season 38 Main (PlayOffs)
- ESEA Season 37 Main (PlayOffs)
LAN
- 1st 2023 Intel InfernaLAN Centralia (Static, Icezz, Tiz, Jahmez, Kos)
- 8th 2018 GameTyrant Salt Lake (Static, Tiz, Ahkil, Icezz, Zynxx)

After years of gaming on consoles and listening to pre-pubescent boys describe to me how they slept with my mother on more than one occasion, I decided to make the switch. Yes, I put down my controller declaring "no more!". No more will I deal with inferior graphics. No more will I deal with the laboring task of changing batteries. No more, I say, to a yearly subscription for services that are nothing more than an "ad"venture.

I heard tales of the PC world, that sounded too tall to be anything resembling reality. It sounded like a land of spells and Fairies; where Unicorns got their Starbucks for free and where Santa was actually a healthy, adult weight. I didn't believe it all to be true. But then I was shown the light. Much like a Deer in the headlights of an oncoming vehicle, I was stunned, frozen in my tracks, as a friend of mine allowed me to see his experience on the PC. My jaw fell, nearly cracking his keyboard into two equal halves. "How do I become a part of this other worldly experience?", I said softly. He replied, "You must build. Build your dream machine. Choose your technological weapons and fight with us." I took heed of his words.

Racing home as fast I as I could and as straight as the crow flies, I logged on to the internet and chose the guts that would become my weapon of PC war. With a click of the "checkout" button, my journey was half over. In no time at all, a man in a brown uniform knocked on my door. "I bring you tidings of PC joy, my liege.", he said. With a grin, I replied "Thank you, brown knight. Place the boxes on yonder floor." It was like a castle. A fortress of boxes containing the ultimate power in the universe. Swiftly I began cutting open each box, one by one, each time revealing another piece of the puzzle.

The building process began with a small drop of sweat on my brow and with surgical precision I pieced together my prize. Motherboard here. CPU there. Graphics card over here. Plug in this, screw down that. The process was easier than I had anticipated. All that was left was to give a slight push to the power button. So I did. And, lo, the beast awoke with a thunderous whirrrrr-ing of the fans! I was taken aback. "IT'S ALIVE!", I shouted. My dream machine was born.

I now live in a world where my mother can live safely, without the threat of boys lusting after her. Where women and men are ladies and gentlemen. Where everyone says "GG" as a sign of respect to one another after a hard fought battle. I have found my new home. And for that, I say: Thank you, PC community. Thank you.

Sircreepalot:

-"Whatttt the ♥♥♥♥♥?!"

-"Static! That is not Ok!"

Lasco:

-"Hit her with no condom, make her eat her plan B"'

Jay:

-"Not with that attitude"

-*comes back heavy breathing* "Sorry guys, was eating my Pizza"

-"Eric, are you Indian?"

-"Hey Static..."

-"God your so vbad"

-"Ok, dawg"

-"I dont get it"

-"I swear to god, call me that again, and ill suck your ♥♥♥♥."

-" Isnt a virginity a type of car"

-" Wait, Kobe Bryant died?"

Oatz:

- "Bro device has as many mvps as you been alive in years. How does that not make sense."4-23-2021

- "I wanna get baked and I wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by your big italian plumber ♥♥♥♥." 7-05-20

About Me:

Computer Specs:
-RTX 4070
-Intel i9 12900k
-16gb ram ddr4 (8x2)
-MSI z670 Motherboard

Hardware:
Mouse- Logitech G-PRO superlight
MousePad- LianLi XL
Keyboard- Logitech G915
Webcam- Logitech C920
Monitor- Acer 240hz 1ms response 27"

Ranks:
➜ Silver 1 : ✔
➜ Silver 2 : ✔
➜ Silver 3 : ✔
➜ Silver 4 : ✔
➜ Silver Elite : ✔
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✔
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✔
➜ The Global Elite : ✔