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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 4:28 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:50 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 4:26 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 4:16 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2021 a las 11:20 p. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Se desbloqueó el 18 MAY 2021 a las 1:05 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:45 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Se desbloqueó el 1 MAR 2021 a las 2:15 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Se desbloqueó el 5 MAR 2021 a las 1:27 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 1:21 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Se desbloqueó el 26 ABR 2021 a las 1:39 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Se desbloqueó el 18 MAY 2021 a las 1:01 a. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Se desbloqueó el 26 MAY 2021 a las 4:47 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Se desbloqueó el 3 MAR 2021 a las 3:04 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 6:07 a. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 4:32 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 1:47 a. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Se desbloqueó el 17 MAY 2021 a las 11:37 p. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 1:44 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Se desbloqueó el 3 MAR 2021 a las 2:55 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Se desbloqueó el 28 FEB 2021 a las 11:40 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Se desbloqueó el 5 MAR 2021 a las 2:01 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Se desbloqueó el 18 MAY 2021 a las 1:22 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 1:52 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Se desbloqueó el 3 MAR 2021 a las 1:56 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 5:30 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 6:05 a. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAY 2021 a las 5:07 a. m.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:42 a. m.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:36 a. m.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:36 a. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:48 a. m.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:48 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 4:46 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 4:26 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 6:17 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Se desbloqueó el 1 MAR 2021 a las 2:02 a. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Se desbloqueó el 5 MAR 2021 a las 1:23 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Se desbloqueó el 18 MAY 2021 a las 12:01 a. m.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 5:40 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Se desbloqueó el 25 MAR 2021 a las 1:23 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:38 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:57 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:58 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:04 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2021 a las 5:32 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Se desbloqueó el 1 MAR 2021 a las 12:14 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 17 FEB 2021 a las 5:51 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Se desbloqueó el 5 MAR 2021 a las 2:15 a. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Se desbloqueó el 1 MAR 2021 a las 1:10 a. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Se desbloqueó el 1 MAR 2021 a las 12:06 a. m.

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 2:02 a. m.

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:48 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 2:03 a. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Se desbloqueó el 26 MAY 2021 a las 5:02 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 2:53 a. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:00 a. m.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:00 a. m.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:00 a. m.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:00 a. m.

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:07 a. m.

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:04 a. m.

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:05 a. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 2:51 a. m.

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Se desbloqueó el 18 OCT 2021 a las 3:08 a. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Se desbloqueó el 5 MAR 2021 a las 1:21 a. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Se desbloqueó el 17 JUN 2021 a las 1:58 a. m.



Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
22 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30
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