Crab Attack
Kaleb   Texas, United States
 
 
Ol' Kabab. That's me.
Currently In-Game
RimWorld
Favorite Group
The Easiest Street Around.
21
Members
2
In-Game
13
Online
7
In Chat
Completionist Showcase
4
Perfect Games
86
Achievements in Perfect Games
Mr. Night
"Mr. Blue, you did it right; But soon comes Mr. Night creepin' over; Now his hand is on your shoulder; Never mind I'll remember you this; I'll remember you this way" - Mr. Blue Sky, ELO
Mr. Blue Sky
"Mr. Blue, you did it right
But soon comes Mr. Night creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way."
Favorite Game
Review Showcase
1.1 Hours played
I honestly cannot recommend this game. I was shocked to have this piece placed upon my discovery queue, but decided to give this "hentai" game merit on the sole fact of the Orc being a celibate. I, a man of utter professionalism, was interested in the prospect of playing a "hentai" game as a celibate orc who was just damn good at his job as a massage therapist. And I did my job well, let me tell you.

However, I was shocked and befuddled by the fact that, despite in the description of the game the Orc being called an Innocent Celibate, I was *forced* into a special service with an Elf of all creatures. Giving "Special Endings" is, quite frankly, unprofessional. And I am upset at being RAILROADED into this outcome, as I THOUGHT this was a celibate PROFESSIONAL Orc, not some common smut escort.

I cannot recommend on this grounds.


Also ♥♥♥♥ you Steam for recommending me this game, I hate sex.
Recent Activity
1,663 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
974 hrs on record
last played on 8 Feb
238 hrs on record
last played on 7 Feb
Comments
Otterplaster 16 Mar, 2021 @ 1:17pm 
Pleb
Shooting Stars 6 Mar, 2021 @ 6:24am 
The Krab Man is eternal, without end and without beginning, the world is his to command and his alone, our lives are forfeit in his eyes.
Irish Android 1 Mar, 2021 @ 12:22am 
We argue a lot, trade barbs, often don't agree, and are actively trying to murder one another--

Actually, I forgot where I was going with this. Carry on.