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Much sweeter than you.

bubs: i wanna just beat ass and ♥♥♥♥ cars

bubs: s'wrong wit y'alls

De$trukTic: it's pethetic and hilarious at the same time

Coach: I am a tactial yenius

bubs: je pense que tu est une POMPLEMOUSSE
bubs: oui?
bubs: oui.
bubs: pomplemousse.

Spyke: you should make a criminal and play APB with me
Pie Man: HA
Pie Man: NO
Pie Man: NEVER
Pie Man: LUL
Spyke: WOLOLO
Pie Man has changed their name to APB Criminal.

bub actual: the entire aisle is condoms
bub actual: it is the condom aisle
Spyke: yes
Spyke: and it's always
Spyke: ALWAYS
Spyke: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FULL
Spyke: OF LITTLE OLD LADIES
bub actual: they dont use em, they just wanna know who's dtf

bubs: bugs keep landing
bubs: on my face
bubs: pls help

bubs: lem exploded (again)

Spyke: I like that one dubstep song that goes "WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"
Timboflex: That one's good, but my favorite is the one that goes WUB WUBREEEEEEEEEEcentipedeREEEEEEEEEWUBWUBWUBWUB

le bubbe: i have updated my life goals list to have 2 things now
le bubbe: 1) run while pooping
2) fire a gun into the air in celebration
Spyke: you should do both of those goals one right after the other
le bubbe: both at the same damn time
le bubbe: run while pooping and firing a pistol into the air
le bubbe: U S A
le bubbe: U S A
Spyke: That is the greatest image
Spyke: and also horrifying
le bubbe: thats how ill quit my job

Spyke: I have a hot dog toaster
Spyke: two hot dogs go in, you push the lever down, two cooked hot dogs pop up
PILOT: magic
Spyke: it is the greatest thing
PILOT: what happens if you put your ♥♥♥♥ in it
Spyke: ...
Spyke: I'll be right back
PILOT: SCIENCE

bubs: I BANG A LOT OF HOORS