Absurd Turd
Chris   California, United States
 
 
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last played on 25 Jan
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last played on 12 Jan
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34 hrs on record
last played on 8 Jan
Chuongster 27 Aug, 2024 @ 8:37pm 
you're such a pretty boy. whenever i hear your voice i feel like my heart is bursting. you make my heart flutter & i love you more than any eboy ive ever loved! can we please have esex? I promise to reassure you & give you proper aftercare! I assure you that my esex game is top tier and i will not disappoint! I will do anything for you. i would meow for you, moo for you, bark for you. i feel so alone & depressed when you go offline. I love every inch of your boday including ur toes, ur ears & that tight little belly button of yours. i would do a ♥♥♥ tribute for you any day. Id love to write your name on my honkawonkas! I love that plump little behind of yours. it makes me squeal! I'd even... slurp for you... nothing means more to me than your voice. I love duo queueing with you! when i wake up i picture your graceful voice, when i go to sleep i fantasize about all the things you said to me that day. id love to sniff you, take in your scent & wear your dirty boxers on my face
creep 25 Aug, 2024 @ 7:47pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep
The Nefarious Shrimp 29 Jul, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
out fragged with a deag lol
Chuongster 20 Jul, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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discord小貓 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:10pm 
w guy <3
cope 13 May, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
:theskull: De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas