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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:56am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 9:32am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 9:32am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 9:05am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 9:45am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 10:09am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 10:37am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:24pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:57pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:41am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 9:26am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am