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-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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Pablo: Santa can't be Asian. He doesn't drive 20 miles an hour under the speed limit with his blinker on!
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason
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"The NY Times is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post
is read by the people who think they run the country. The National Enquirer
is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country..."
-- Robert J Woodhead ([email protected])
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