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3.2 Std. insgesamt
You will be thrown into this game head first.
You will not know what you are doing.
You will not know who you are.
Your crew will not explain jack to you as you already 'know' what you need to.
You will flouder and wander about.
You will make seemingly pointless choices.

And you will find that all of that has lead to something you didn't expect.

You will tear you hair out and you will scratch your now-bald head in confusion and you will scream as you try to decipher the barrage of info thrown at you.

And you...

Will.

Love.

Every.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Second.

Of it.

10/A+ would get mind screwed again.

~STL
Verfasst am 24. Januar 2015.
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5 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
357.6 Std. insgesamt (67.9 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Run around as a George Cloony stunt double while yelling at people and taking pocket change.

Also, master the art of fixing drills.

~STL
Verfasst am 22. Januar 2015.
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1 Person fand diese Rezension hilfreich
1.4 Std. insgesamt (0.8 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
What can be said about this game? Oof... Good question, but I think I may have an idea of how to do it:

First, think of Portal. Portal 1, for the best results.

Then multiply that by two. Then take that, and mutiply by two again. And then do it again. And again. And again.

And you do this until you get to the point in which you stare into a blue room of white and smile and say "Yes. 1 + 2 = Fish" and step back through a solid wall of thin air into a room of green that actually purple which holds a black panel with a fortune cookie saying on it.

And then you smile again at the fact that you think you understand the meaning when you really don't and fall down a hole because you looked at a painted eye.

Then you start all over again.

TL;DR: LSD. Lots of it.

~STL
Verfasst am 11. Januar 2015.
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53.9 Std. insgesamt (13.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Early-Access-Rezension
It's like Minecraft, but in space.

Seriously, that's about it.

Has missions and such, and you craft stuff.

Quite fun, really.

I r can review gud. (NOPE)
Verfasst am 14. Juni 2014.
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