Neue Rezensionen von Skeeter

Got side tracked and played Point Clicker instead.

10/10 would click for points again.

~STL

Jane!

Stop this crazy thing!

No one will get that, I bet.

~STL

If anything, get this for the incredibly cheesy dialogue that you will love. A lot.

And art. The art is good too.

~STL

I can't beat the first boss because of him flickering in and out.

Also, the FPS varies wildly and it sometimes loses sound.

How unfortunate.

~STL

The creators of this game went to Australia for research. Everything wants, can, and will kill you.

Is it hard? Most certainly. Is it impossible? Only if you decide to not learn from your screw ups.

~STL

I can no longer recommend this game.

Attempting to run it for a benchmark test showed so many issues.

It will not retain settings, it will not go fullscreen (you can see the window bar at the top no matter what), "Social Club" is... there, requires a restart whenever you change a single setting...

Oh, and it crashed when I attempted a benchmark test, and not only did it crash, it crashed Steam as well!

So yeah. GTA V? Once awesome, now f'ked into oblivion.

Don't buy. Not even on a sale.

~STL

This is what Portal wishes it could be.

~STL

They couldn't decide to go with Sonic of Megaman as the foundation of this game.

So they went with both.

Cheesy dialog, catchy Genesis/SNES era sountrack, anime-ish characters.

And a pain in the ♥♥♥♥ to config a controller.

Get'er on a sale and have some oldschool fun.

~STL

"Dis ♥♥♥♥♥ has infected millions! It's more infective than the common cold!"

11/10 would name my plague something stupid again.

~STL

For a game with literally two buttons to press, you need a suprising degree of accuaracy in timing.

Also that damn ball will screw up that hard taught timing. Every. Single. Time.

~STL