Ey up, you magnificent bastards! I'm Yorkerz. I am just a normal Yorkshireman with a nice case of social anxiety, YAY! So, I might be a tad reserved at first. After a while, I'll be up for an adventure, conquering the unknown, or just a good old laugh while gaming! Beware, I tend to go all "Yorkshire" once the anxiety eases or the consumption of cider flows, so a translator may be required!

I've got 2 demon dogs, named "Peppa & Burt" both Jugs (Jack Russell-Pug mix). Peppa is the boss, and a world champion at sleeping, mounting (Burt), and making noises with everything she does. Burt, on the other hand, is a complete "SH!THEAD." His sole purpose on earth seems to be causing me mental pain 21.5 hours a day. He's a talkative dog and a collector of crap (lost something? Check with Burt). Furthermore, He finds it fun to wake people up. Burt's alarm clock service has officially launched! Working times are 4 AM to 5:28 AM. (Price negotiable!)

Likes: The word "Bastard" (used responsibly, of course!) The crisp clean scent of bleach after a good cleaning session, The colour Lime Green, Yorkshire water, Yorkshire pudding, Mint sauce, Flip-flops, Cider, Space Raiders pickled onion-flavoured crisps (the best combo ever!), Well managed PC setups, All types of music & films/TV shows, All types of games but mainly 1st person and 3rd person.

Dislikes: Cheaters in multiplayer games (seriously, it's about having fun, not winning all the time!), Mismatched fan brands & bad cable management in PC setups (drives me nuts!), Other people's feet, Messy houses, Unreliable timekeepers, People who become aggressive with a drop of alcohol.

I don't like to venture outside, who knows who's after me! But if I do, it's normally to: Intercept a delivery like a ninja in flip-flops!, Escape due to a gift from Mother Nature (flooded house, sinkhole surprise, heatwave meltdown, slight breeze you name it!), Walk the dogs around the block and allow them to argue with everything on their travels. To touch grass (occasionally). Evacuate imminent darkness due to a potential service interruption (unpaid bill or power outage). Sunning it to get my vitamin D dose in the garden with the "Steam Deck" and a cold cider (like a true Yorkshireman!). Playing in the garden with the demons (Dogs) Or simply to restock my cider and crisp collection.

Feel free to send a friend request. I operate on Yorkshire Time. A response might take 14-69 hours. Only during the highly specific window of 9:06-9:13 AM, 7th Tuesday of each month, or whenever.

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                CPU : AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D
                Cooler : MSI MEG CORELIQUID S360
                MB : MSI MAG X670E TOMAHAWK WIFI Motherboard
                GPU : MSI GeForce RTX 4080 SUPER 16G GAMING X TRIO
                RAM : CORSAIR VENGEANCE RGB DDR5 RAM 32GB 6000MHz 
                SSD : Western Digital SN850X 1TB X2, SN770 1TB, SN750 500GB,
                         Crucial MX500 1 TB x2, Samsung 860 QVO 1 TB
                HDD : Seagate Barracuda 2TB
                PSU : MSI MPG A850G PCIE5
                Case : MSI MAG PANO 100L PZ
                Fans : APNX FP2 ARGB 120mm X10
                OS : Windows 11 Pro
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀  MSI PRO MP251 24.5 Inch 1920 x 1080 100 Hz IPS
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                Mouse : Logitech G903 Lightspeed Wireless Gaming Mouse
                Mouse Mat : Logitech Powerplay Wireless Charging Mouse Pad              
                Keyboard : Logitech G915 TKL Mechanical Gaming Keyboard
                Headset : Logitech G635 Gaming Headset
                Microphone : Blue Yeti Blackout Edition
                Speakers : Edifier MP300 Plus
                ARGB Controller : Thermalright ARGB HUB x2
                Controller : Xbox Controller 
                VR Headset : Oculus Quest 2 64 GB
                Handheld : Steam Deck 512 GB
                Smart TV : Nvidia Shield Tv