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This is a great game, congrats on Sean Murray for turning this game around and giving the fans a great product

Sonar is currently the best DAW on Steam and is also a strong competitor to other top tier DAWs. It's relatively less confusing to use than other options

This game is pretty much reading a big, giant onion article. It's amazing

*EDIT: I've played this game for a couple more thousand hours and have managed to climb my way through the trench and it's safe to say people never change. Now I get to play with high-pro level players who still have the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trench attitude and instalock cores, and go into the iron talon + woods whenever there core gets taken. GG VOLVO*

*EDIT 2: I'm pretty sure Arteezy is 100% the cause of all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ toxicity. Everytime someone dies they say "GG END MID" and use mic to do the stupid "arteezy chuckle" because lel i jerk off to rtz strm l8 at niGht WHen My PArentZ R AsleEPLel Look Atm me BAd MusizZ BarBIe Rage xD Gg Teem So SBSayed LMNfao Who caRES*

This game is absolutely the worst experience I've ever had to sit through for a multitude of slow-paced hours. Never in my life have I had to put up with so many mexicans, russians, french, Iroquoians and africans who refuse to play on their local servers and play on US West. After politely asking foreigners to speak english while on US West servers, they respond with reports, death threats and various other verbal abuses. This game has also taught me many skills in terms of raging. Never in my life have I been able to creatively use 14 swear words in 1 sentence, all because of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Riki throwing an hour and a half match by building assault cuirrass and wondering around into an enemy team.

If all this game is a great game to play if you struggle with pride issues. The game's brilliant matchmaking will take 8 minutes to help you get paired up with players clearly above your league, just for the sake of getting you raped in every possible area (many you never even knew existed). Additionally, the 8 minute matchmaking system will also pair you with downies, russians, autists and Josh Elliot, who will all most likely blame their 20 minute loss on you. Oh, also before I forget, there is a lack of a surrender button so you if things go tits up for your team, ♥♥♥♥ you, you have to sit through an hour of watching the entire enemy team snowball, and if they want to prolong the game by not pushing when they can, ♥♥♥♥ you, you have to sit through it. Of course, there is a way to skip this, and that is by abandoning. After abandoning a match, you will play in a low priority pool for X amount of games. The low priority pool is where you will finally get a chance to play with fellow American players who speak your language as they are too, people just like you who rage quit a match after hearing "Chinga tu madre" dozens of times thanks to the addition of high quality voice chat. With all these factors of the game, it is bound to lower anyone's self esteem and realize that they are nothing without their team mates and they are forced to make friends if they are to win a game.

Overall, I give this game an 8/8 m8 a must buy

Great if you want to learn different languages, lower your self esteem, suffer from anger issues and screw your life over. I love it

This is easily one of my most played games of all time. You can pretty much do anything you want in this lego building environment, and in terms of it's building mechanics, you will find none better than Blockland. There is also an incredibly large amount of player-made resources and mods to expand the gameplay to pretty much anything you can think of. Stop playing games that limit you to building with one size blocks and play a game that truly gave many the best gaming experiences they've ever had.

Also while you're at that, check out my blockland videos on my Youtube channel!

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Basically, this game is the best Assassin's Creed game ever made.

Not only that, this is also the best pirate game ever made.

If you are looking for a great open world experience, with many things to do, this is the game for you. There is never a dull moment in this game. From pillaging trading ships of a lower level, to hunting massive humpback whales, or even just dropping anchor at a small island in the middle of nowhere to follow a treasure map's pursuit, the ocean experience is uncomparable. On top of that, the game has refined city exploration with many missions that actually require stealth. I found myself using the environment around me to slowly take down enemies undetected, instead of charging in like a warlord, taking down dozens of people as in the previous Assassin's Creed titles. The story is great with many interesting characters to meet and kill.

Do you have what it takes to be a pirate, doing anything possible for a little coin and booty?

Do you have what it takes to be an assassin, fighting for a noble cause to end the power-hungry templar's search for dominance over all?

What? You don't? Well then you should still get this game because it is very awesome

9.0/10

Waaay better than Skyrim

All is forgiven with the PC port of Dark Souls. After installing a simple internal resolution mod the game started to look absolutely great! I am by no means mad at From Software who stated that putting the game on PC was impossible. They only did so because we petitioned.

I encourage everyone to hop into this dark world, a fantasy that will give you fears you have never experienced. No matter how much you suffer from playing this game, you will always come back for more.

This game refined alot of the systems and removed flaws found in the first game. There are plenty more options in this game with a much better dungeon generator but I just can't express my dissapointment with the lack of multiplayer. I find no point in playing this game with no coop buddy like the first game. It's just too dissapointing.

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