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Guns, booze, and a ton of tattoos.

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Review Showcase

We Happy Few

29 Hours played

Updated Review: I bought this game in 2017 when it first hit at $25. Since then, it's been a long road to this final release. While I give kudos to the devs who really put effort into this for so long, I can't play it. After a couple hours I just grew bored of it again.

"BUT JESUS, THERE'S A STORY AND EVERYTHING NOW!"

Yes, I know, and it's still as repetitive as before. Go fetch this, go here, fight some people there, etc. Maybe it's just that I can't sit down and play this without thinking of other titles (Bioshock, Fallout, etc). The game concept is amazing and I really wanted this game to be unique but I just found it boring after a couple hours. Same old Arthur, same old scripted npc's, same old quest. For new players, this could be a great game to grab on sale. As for me, I'll bide my time elsewhere.