JUST SOME LIFE QUESTIONS:
Why does lemonade have imitation flavoring, but furniture polish contains real lemon juice?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why is it that when I transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when I transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets.
Why is there no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Why are sweetmeats candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?