he’s hacking

i think it’s strange you never knew

sharp tactics

damn that’s hard dang man that’s sad that’s really sad u make me really sad man not you but the person behind you they keep saying zss zss zss and i can’t say anything besides

is this guy messing with you wildcard? let me know since i can report him to steam

here's a free -rep on your profile from some random steam user

im walking down the street and i see someone across the way and he stops and looks at me says hey man what are u selling as i lok at him pewrpelexed i just think to myself im gonna let it play out soi i say to him i got it all as he sits there perplexed at my counter offer we both keep walking to eachother everset on maybe a handshake or a fistbump but it never came what did come was another conversation about what we should go eat becasue we became homies in that single interaction and im

thinking man like what should i get this guy to eat since he was heavy i mean not like mei heavy but the type of hevy where hes gotta eat soon or else hes gonna croak out 500p, first thing i say is that we should go get italian food since they have lots of fattty greasy moufwatering food low and behold we get there and hes al;reaydbehind the counter eating pizza just shoving his face and the waiter coimes to meant asks what i want since they dont have any more pizza and i say i like tendies and froed squid

to taunt or not to taunt

get out of my territory

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i can i love wm

look you absolute degenerates , i saw rick and morty on the freaking premier THE FIRST EPISDOE. listen to me, ok? it was the pilot episode as a potential new show. when you can travel back in time and see that, then come talk to me, alright ? i was probably like 15 years old (not supposed to be watching such a dark humor show like good ol doc and morty) but take me back to the future BECAUSE THIS IS TURNING INTO MADNESS it’s like a competition turning rakish. i do think rick and mortise has some funny episodes but to call it the best? be a dolg and dash outta here signed by zss -rep didn’t nsig that one time was good meme

yoyooo

So there I am, standing in church about five minutes ago, thinking about Saint John the Baptist. My mind is running wild, right? I’m reflecting on his entire life — how he lived out in the wilderness, away from society, just like us gamers unironically. And, of course, he’s surviving off locusts and honey, like that one kid whose name I will not mention (you all know who I’m talking about). But anyway, I’m deep in thought, picturing how he prophesied Christ and then headed to the Jordan River, baptizing people in the name of God.

Then out of nowhere, this thought hits me — what if I could’ve been baptized by John the Baptist himself? It’s all calm and serene until my mind takes a sharp turn, and I’m suddenly like, "Wait... what if there are alligators in the Jordan River?" Why? Because I just saw a video of some poor guy getting eaten by an alligator. Or was it a crocodile? Either way, it was hungry. And I’m imagining how massive these creatures are, and suddenly, my thoughts veer off into fishing. And, of course, those of you who know me know that’s just where my brain goes.

For those unfamiliar, I was once known by my maiden name... the late *Redacted*. So there I am, thinking about the biggest fish I ever caught, running through the list. There was this one time I caught a tuna — a big one — but compared to the fish I’m about to tell you about? Nothing. This fish wasn’t just big; it was **massive**. I’m talking, the kind of catch where I thought my hook had snagged the bottom of the ocean. I was ready to call it quits when, after a long, hard battle, I reeled it in. But here’s the kicker: it was invisible. And nobody believed me.

So now, I’ve got to give a shout-out to the gamers who were there that day. Not sure why I’m thanking them, but it feels right, you know? Picture this whole moment like the opening to a cheesy 90s sitcom where everyone’s smiling, acting like complete fools. So, without further ado, thanks to mom, hotter mom, *Redacted* (many lives), and... something something whole lotta new money dad.

Fast forward about eight years or something, and I’ve got a piece of advice for everyone — **never fish alone**. I say this because, one time, I got pulled under the water. Picture this: total noob grabs my foot, then another grabs his foot, and another his foot — next thing I know, I’m in pitch-black darkness. (This is a true story, by the way). At least, I think that’s how it went down... honestly, I’m not sure anymore. Only a few people witnessed it. Sometimes I tell my mom that the fish I caught was so big it didn’t even fit on the boat, but that’s just part of the legend now.

The ocean, though — it has a way of rewarding you. At least, that’s what I like to believe. Maybe it wasn’t exactly the **fountain of youth**, but more like a foot rub for all your troubles. And then, somehow, *that* whole lotta new money kid just volunteers to rub my feet. So there I am, enjoying the moment when someone starts licking them, and I realize we’re definitely not in Kansas anymore. Tragic, but I had to cut the line.

Anyway, to all the fishermen out there, it’s ya boy ZSS here. And let me tell you, catching a fish that size? Not doable with just any rod. My rod? High-class, refined tin — straight from the samurai in the Far East.

it got 3 speeds, here, there and gone

what burns like a cigarette and can leave you alone with nothing

real gamers know you can only play until your bedtime

that was really amazing wasn't it.

long time ago i was about to scam this kid for his knife and after i hacked into his steam profile (got his username and password) (for gamers who don’t know what hacking is) i sent myself a trade conformationa. logged out of his pathetic account (beans) when i finally used my steam link on my mobile phone i logged on to my account and something was wrong, i looked again and i was in the same account?? while i was looking so hard i took a step back and looked at my monitor and it was different than the alien where my mom bought me for my birthday when i was 6. i use my peripheral vision and dude , this mf scammed me into his life , for some reason i was him looking out of his eyes when im still me. its ok though because after i heard a knock at the

it’s nothing personal kid

tactical genius, great calls, let's keep coordinating our plays

STOP HACKING

hacker

kid is mayor of noob town

gay R.I.P -

i think you should camp more

yuo will be RAPED stop CAMPING

guys guys relax ok -rep

+rep from FACEIT

good player on Faceit:) +REP

gluck gluck

——— REPPPP

hard camper + spamer - rep

+rep

ur mom

you have gyat to be kidding me

nice teammate ^)

ts simple ts not even hard

-rep beat me in chess

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