Someone tell me why this guy calls me at 2am wondering if i was up? Like why you asking like you don’t know I’ve been edging for the past 6 1/2 hours on the verge of busting so much. Like I’m swollen, black and blue with a mix of red. I must tell you it ended on hour 9. I came so much that it was like a water fountain and it ended with blood. It was all over the floor and my keyboard. I’m on the way to the hospital now, but I’ll call you after and send pictures when i get home. It was like strawberry milk, it was so much like the paramedic slipped on it like a banana peel, face first. She was hot so it made me cream some more, but still. I do have a picture of that too. 10/10 don’t recommend doing a 9 hour goon session. Regardless hit me up next time you’re on discord uwu

-rep tried to touch my balls during an exam #reported

♥♥♥♥♥♥ tried to scam me

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control, winning games and getting kills.

bench god

garbage