Recent reviews by SickB

The worst Metroidvania you will ever play.

Even the ♥♥♥♥ from Way Forward stinks.
They really think they are the kings of Metroidvania but boy does this game suck.

What about it sucks you ask?
The Death mechanic!

I´m way into the game and i cant continue because its impossible to get to my corpse - Game Over

Trial and Error ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with bad level design and instant death traps everywhere

Buy Dark Souls instead.

This game is pretty ♥♥♥♥.

The Best B-Movie you ever played.

The Super Mario Galaxy is strong in this one.

Sega does what Nintendoesalso ... i guess :-D

The riddles are 90´s moon logic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. got bored really fast with the trial and error waste of time

I changed my mind to thumbs down.

Why?

It´s fun at first, bet then you hit that Brick Wall that is Alpha Centauri on Advanced.
I cant advance any further because everything is locked with Stars Requirement to advance which is stupid beyond belief.

If i can´t do 1 single Song in for example Rock Band i can try other songs.
I´m not locked out of the rest of the game because the one song is just bad balanced.

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Game.

No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial. The CPU kicks the crap out of you because you don´t know how anything works.
Blocking is usless, it just doesnt work but the CPU can Block for hours on end without ever break guard.

And then you win the fight, but it doesnt count as win and you cant continue on, because you need to win with some stupid conditions.

So win while scratching your balls and pick your nose with the left hand. But if you win you need to win with this one special move after you performed 3 groundattacks followed by a wet fart while picking your nose with the right hand this time ... go ♥♥♥♥ yourself with this game

Texts overlap.
Menus dont register clicks several times in a row.
Invert Y not possible
For left handed users like me, arrow keys dont work like WASD

Overall to much trouble to recommend.

Duh duh ... duh duh ... duh ... awesome ...