I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius's wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it's prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks away disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get to so I don't have to go to surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing, we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

bro cared enough to leave a comment... just saying

-rep kids profile makes you think theyre comp but they actually are straight trash at dbd. Bro says I have no life bro look at your profile you do 1v1s and practice "Checkspots" but yet I killed you no problem. Cry harder in end game chat buddy

+rep This guy is hilarious

+REP FUN SURVIVOR KILLERS BEWARE