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Where are the best hangouts?
- At our club.
Where are the best girlfriends?
- At our club.
Where do people live hip-hop?
- At our club.
If you need me, look for me at the club.
Not a bad club where you can have a good time without any bad consequences.
Speaking of which, two years ago I touched a girl's butt in a club, and it turned out to be a man with long hair. The result was that I never go to clubs again...
Pubblicata in data 19 gennaio.
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Let's be honest, almost every one of us at least once in his life wanted to ♥♥♥♥ in all the slits of his neighbor, who moans through the wall. It's so convenient and cool, right? This game gives us that opportunity. First we rub into the victim's confidence, and then like a scorpion we let our sting deep into her.
Well, that's all well and good, but be careful...
2 years ago vacationed in Turkey, lived in a hotel, where there were thin walls and all the neighbors were normal to hear. Every night I got a boner from the sounds of orgasm of one neighbor, and looked forward to another "concert". On the fourth day I found out that it was a boy with some disease and he was moaning in pain.....
Pubblicata in data 11 gennaio.
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Well, uh. here we are in the year 2025. Basically the year started out boring, it seems like the Grinch really stole Christmas, and the movie "Home Alone" has already been rewatched 20 times in a row, as suddenly I came across this game....
I can say that I liked it. With unaccustomed after New Year's salads I admit honestly even caught a little shortness of breath from the intensity of events....
I think everyone should try it and make their own conclusions.
Pubblicata in data 4 gennaio.
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If you've ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in a post-apocalyptic world with a side view and pixelated graphics, iZolated will give you that opportunity!
Pros of the game:
1. Deep Crafting System: The ability to craft a variety of items and weapons allows you to adapt to any eventuality.
2. Atmospheric pixel graphics: The retro style gives the game a special charm and evokes nostalgia for classic games.
What can be improved and added:
1.Multiplayer mode: The ability to play cooperatively with friends would add depth and variety to the gameplay.
2.More diverse biomes: Introducing new locations with unique environments and enemies would make exploring the world even more interesting.
3.Expanded skill system: Adding new skills and specializations would allow players to create unique character builds.
4.Storylines and quests: More in-depth story and side quests would enrich the game experience and motivate further exploration.
Pubblicata in data 20 dicembre 2024.
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Well... summer is gone, and the game gives us a piece of summer warmth and memories. Speaking of memories. When I was young, I tried all kinds of sex. From BDSM to orgies at festivals. Back then, the beloved Woodstock festival was still open. I eventually settled down, I'm now a husband, a father. But there was one girl I remember for the rest of my life. She and I had no sexual relations. At our first intimacy, she brought milk with her, asked me to take it in my arms, hold it like a baby and rock it. All the milk she brought, I poured on my breasts. She told me I was her mother and she started greedily suckiing on my breasts. It was monstrous, but so f*cking good!
Pubblicata in data 15 dicembre 2024. Ultima modifica in data 15 dicembre 2024.
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A good co-op shooter, it has some zest to it.
What could be improved:
1. More opportunities for interaction: Add more interactions between players - like brewing complex potions together.
2. Ranking mode: For players who want to compete in teams to be the best alchemists.
3. Story missions: Emphasize the story that reveals the game's world to make the immersion even deeper.
4. Decorative Settings: The ability to customize the appearance of characters and their alchemy lab.

Pubblicata in data 9 dicembre 2024.
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Compared to Stalker 2 here is better optimization, and there is also sex. By the way, in the local bandits penis goes like butter, unlike the bandits from the usual stalker. A must-buy for fans.
Pubblicata in data 7 dicembre 2024. Ultima modifica in data 7 dicembre 2024.
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Before us is a survival stimulator, where you simultaneously become Robinson Crusoe and a historical archaeologist, but with a correction for crocodiles and sudden storms. Imagine, you decided to relax on a sunny beach with a coconut, but instead you find out that you are out of water, and the nearest spring is guarded by an angry boar, who obviously wants to include you in his menu.
The realism and gameplay in the game is on a good level, but I suggest the following improvements:
1. More freedom in building bases. Right now the decor is limited, and I would like creative solutions to create a real "survival" village.
2. Variety in crafting. Add unique tools or mechanics that will bring freshness to the process.
3. New types of sea adventures. For example, encounters with pirates or mysterious phenomena in the ocean.
Pubblicata in data 24 novembre 2024.
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I've been working out. The trainer said that I should eat cottage cheese every day, as it strengthens my muscles. I've been eating cottage cheese for two weeks. My muscles are still normal, but my penis is out of control! It's like it's taking on a life of its own. Now every day I can do it five times a night...
It's a great game, I recommend it! You can pull up girls on your crossbar and share with them the lack of protein after eating cottage cheese.
Pubblicata in data 23 novembre 2024.
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The game is a lot of fun thanks to its dynamic gameplay and varied levels. Skillfully combines strategy with fun chaos. Especially pleased with the ability to use gas pedals to have time to fulfill the order, while the customer has not yet forgotten what he even wanted.
I wish the developers had added:
1. A mode for competitive cooking. Let players compete to see who can serve a difficult customer faster.
2.Restaurant personalization. Add the ability to change the interior or introduce themed decorations, such as "Halloween" or "Summer Party".
3.More kitties! There's already a cat in the game, but we wouldn't mind some company for him. For example, a courier dog delivering ingredients.
Pubblicata in data 23 novembre 2024.
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