Yo! Invite to a game? I play CS, CSS, and CS:GO
Add me on LoL ( Sepulveda )









"Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty."
"Good luck having fun."
"2008 called, they want that word back."
"Life with parkinson's must be really difficult."
"Grow a voicebox."
"You have a reaction time slower than coastal erosion."
"You look like you have parkinsons you shake and bake ♥♥♥♥-knuckle."
"Like what your mother did to you, can I get a drop?"
"You awps are like a bad girlfriend: No Head"
"You don't deserve to play this game. Go back to playing with crayons and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself."
"Do you wear a helmet to bed?"
"Id rather rub my ♥♥♥♥ with sandpaper than play with you guys."
"I hope your family catches a flesh eating bacteria and die in their sleep tonight with horrifying pains and not capable of waking up."
"I'm sorry I don't speak any burrito."
"You are the culmination of the ♥♥♥♥ of the world."
"You are the definition of a handless autist playing a videogame."
"If i wanted to kill myself, i would climb to the height of your ego and fall to the level of your IQ."
"Sell your computer and buy a Wii."
"My knife is well-worn, just like your mother."
"You define autism."
"Kick your teammate, he's flooring."
"You must be russian, I smell your drunk mom."
"Even if you would play tetris you would tie up."
"We may have lost the game, but at the end of the day we, unlike you, are not russians."
"Do you work at walmart? cause you need to roll back the attitude."
"Each time you miss one of my brain cells euthanize."
"I've been called worse things by better people"
"Did you grow up near by Tschernobyl or why are you so toxic?"
"You dropped that bomb just like your mom dropped you on your head as a kid."
"Look at that guys' movement. He walks like he has a full load of ♥♥♥♥ in his pants."
"I'm surprised you've got the brain power to keep your heart beating."
"Go Amanda Todd yourselves."
"Call ya mamas, tell em' they raised a couple a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"If you were a CSGO match, your mother would have a 7-day cooldown all the time, because she kept abandoning you."
"You're really rocking that extra chromosome right now, arnt ya?"
"You are literal cancer, kill yourself."
"I can't hear you all the way down there on the leaderboard."
"You're like the Native American of gay, you use all the parts of the man."
"Do you wear a helmet when you play this game?"
"Should have went revolver. I meant for real life."

"I can almost smell the menstruation and tears top. Must be Riven free week."
"Your the worst teammate in the history of teammates.
The Tiger Woods of marriage.
The Casey Anthony of parenting.
We’re talking about Nixon levels of presidential behavior here."
"Sona, I know you really like that ward collection in your bag but I think they’d look better in the river.
- No ♥♥♥♥ you put your BF sword in the river."
"Gratz ez, you bought a sword, EXCALITRASH!, King of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

"Leona [00:21:21]: mf’s diary:
Leona [00:21:29]: 21:05
Leona [00:21:35]: today I bought a bf sword
Leona [00:21:41]: I noticed my damage increased significantly.
Leona [00:21:45]: I think I’ll try to buy one sooner next time."

"Give me a T! Give me an A! Give me an L! Give me an O! Give me an N!"
Whats that spell!?
Useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!"
"Ezreal, do you tan easily? Because you're looking pretty bronze there."
"Rengar, if you looked up pro plays in the dictionary it would say "Thats not a word and you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥", which is true as it happens."

"You walk like an AI designed by a 10 year old"
- I bumped into a wall ONCE -

Q: " How old are you,you seem pretty young?"
A: " Old enough to be your son."

Q: You're voice sounds like you're a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
A: Pick one man, I can't be both!

Q: "Isn't it uncomfortable playing Counterstrike in the kitchen?"