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💗 🐟 🍧 ⚡ 🌳 👹 👳 🌋 🌏 🥗 🍇 🥒 📕 👑 👃 ⛳
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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