You want me to teach you sex? Maybe we should hook up. I'll just be your secret lover. I think I would like to shower with you. I cannot believe I am actually thinking about [BLANK]ing your [BLANK], Laugh Out Loud. We can do it in the shower too. I want to give it to you deep and hard.


xoxo doug

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Yo bro, remember me? I'm guessing yes and let's play some time soon!