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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:32am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 11:01am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:40am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:04am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 3:37am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:23am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:17am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 5:53am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:59am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:28am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:39am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:19am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:46am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 12:37am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:07am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:26am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:42am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:54am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:36am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:31am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:23pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:15am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 5:38am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:55pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 11:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 5:09am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 1:48am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:21am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:01am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:24am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:47am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:35pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:41am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:23am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:26am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:30am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:02am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:22am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:08am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:30am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:33am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:54pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:03am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 11:04am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:26am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 3:25am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:12am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 5:48am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:19am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:03am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:21am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:48pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 11:43pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:07am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:48am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 2:31am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 4:47am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:47am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 3:12am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 5:55am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 7:23am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 12:19am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 9:27am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 9:27am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 2:33am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 9:27am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 2:56am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 3:09am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 3:58am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 6:35am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 6:55am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:07am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 7:21am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 4:26am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 4:23am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 2:56am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 7:04am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 7:20am



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
26 / 30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
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