I have a problem. Every game, I pick Hoodwink. It isn't because I'm like a furry or something. I just like how her character plays. They make fun of me and say stuff, like, if I wanna do her or something. It's so weird!

I mean, Hoodwink is definitely an adult based on her lore, but that would still be weird. Sure, she might be in her early-to-mid twenties at the time of the Tomo'kan Incarnation, but she's literally a squirrel. And even though she is certainly intelligent enough to give or receive consent, she's still a squirrel! It's crazy to even think about! Even ignoring the fact that based on her leg-to-body ratio she's definitely of sexual maturity for her species, why would you even say that? Just because, based on in-game measurements, she's large enough to... "accommodate" a human, it would still be weird.

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