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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 10:45pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 8:48am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 4:50pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:36pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:09pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 8:28pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:16pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 10:47am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 11:05am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:27pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 10:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 1:32pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:11pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:11pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:23pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 10:08pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:25am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:41am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 10:21pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2015 @ 9:07am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 5:14pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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