Recent reviews by River

Buff Fleet

Super fun game. Perfect to pick up and play and great for anyone looking for something to help scratch that old school difficulty itch.

I know this could be said of any tell tale game but this didn't really need to be a game. Story and everything was fine but as far as my decisions mattering I feel like they didn't even try to hide it this time around lol. I wouldn't pay full price for it, and if you aren't that into these types of games i'd skip it all together.

I can see why people would like it but once you get over the cool idea you realize how sloppy the actual layout and execution of the game is. I'm not even mad fez 2 was canceled

Not gonna lie, if you're good at this type of game you can probably 100% it before steams return policy timeframe runs out. And It's fun enough that I think its worth that much of a shot. Better than mighty no 9 anyway.

If 4 to 6 hours of platforming and zipping around a pretty landscape of floating rocks with a grappling hook sounds fun to you, check it out. If you're looking for a gripping narrative stay away. Writings bad gameplays good, and personally 4 hours is enough for me to ignore a bad story.