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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:44

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:33

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 10:51

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Låst op: 16. jan. 2021 kl. 10:37

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Låst op: 3. juni 2023 kl. 21:08

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Låst op: 9. feb. 2024 kl. 2:53

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:00

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Låst op: 3. juni 2023 kl. 21:08

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Låst op: 9. feb. 2024 kl. 3:06

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Låst op: 29. apr. 2020 kl. 2:27

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Låst op: 26. maj 2023 kl. 20:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Låst op: 16. juni 2019 kl. 15:29

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Låst op: 26. juni 2020 kl. 14:33

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Låst op: 16. jan. 2021 kl. 10:32

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Låst op: 27. sep. 2023 kl. 2:46

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Låst op: 15. feb. 2024 kl. 5:18