Oh ricecracker.. dirty.. ricecracker.. you dirty dirty dota player.. you smell like dirty keiko toe beans.. you.. you motherfricker.. you stinky chamber edater!!!!!!!

Also pretty sure my dad is in love with him.. his name is Kandy, not sure though he talks about him a lot and how big and strong he is, how juicy his muscles and abs are.. how massive his pe.. pecks are.. how insane he is at video games.. how cool he is.. how nice his jawline is.. how nice he smells.. he talks about the cameras he secretly hid in his bedroom sometimes too.. not sure though.. anyway you stinky edater!!!

I'm madly in love with you please go out with me

-rep asian but the wrong kind

WTF PEACHES WHY MY SOB STORY YOU PROMISED TO KEEP THIS A SECRET