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OHHHH, FOR JESUS ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!

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Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."

It is TI5 grand finals, Secret vs C9. After 4 intense games, it is tied up at 2-2. All these chinese teams have been knocked out due to the meta change. Jacky had bleached his hair for this TI in preparation for what is to come. Jacky closed his eyes and said, "It is time Bone-chan". He then opens his eyes with the fury of a

thousand suns, he picked on Leshrac, Beastmaster, Phoenix, Crystal maiden and Kotl. He has prepared this strategy since the legendary "6.84 patch day of doom". He all-chats: "Artour, you have yet to see my final form." Artour replies: "LMAO wHo cARES HAHA Xd" EE farmed up Bloodstone, Loda's Orb, Octarine Core in 20 minutes on Leshrac and have taken their middle barracks. Jacky knows it, Artour knows it, the world knows it. It is time. It is time for the greatest spirit bomb that Dota2 has ever seen. C9 begins to push through middle line with 10 full couriers of enchanted mango. They are ready to finish the game. Jacky stands up in his booth as he blinks into the Secret base with

his ultimate and Diabolic Edict turn on. ". FEED ME MANGOES, FEED ME MANGOES, FEED ME MANGOES, FEED ME MANGOES, yells Jacky. Phoenix casts Supernova, Kotl is channeling his wave of heal, CM channeling freezing field, BM roars onto Arteezy's OD. Secret cannot handle this death ball that Jacky has become. Artour's eyes are now glowing in fear. "We cannot... we cannot go near him... His power level is just... We ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost". Artour instantly purchases a second Midas and has given up. Puppey yelled at Artour to sell his midas and knocked some sense into him. Secret has decided to go for the couriers and support kills instead. So smart... So Smart... The throne is now down to 200 hp, only Bone7 and EE is alive and both of them are on low on HP. Looking like a lifeless and dried up flower, Johan breathlessly says, "We are out of mangoes Jacky...you have drained all our energy..." "Just a little bit more...", Jacky whispers.

Bigdaddy, FATA- and Misery have all fainted in their seats as they are all out of energy. "Bone-chan, all these throws you have committed over the years, it is time for me to cleanse your sins...", EE uses his bloodstone and commits suicide, he sacrificed himself for Bone322's sins. Bone is now full life. Standing ovation from the crowd, LD has gone insane and repeatedly yells, "WAOWWWWW!!! THE SUICIDE, THE SUICIDE". Bone's last few auto attacks finishes off the throne as he also faints. Jacky exits the booth, Secret is in disbelief, Artour is in BabyRage mode. It is over. Jacky walks out of his booth and rips the Aegis of Immortal out of GabeN's hands. Jacky walks up to Ar1se and smashes him in the head with the aegis. It is over... TI5... the last International, the greatest Esport tournament ever.

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I sexually identify as Spirit Breaker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of charging across the map and stunning the Radiant Creeps. People say to me that being Spirit Breaker is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons install horns, hooves, and 17% chance to bash on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Barathrum and respect my right to bash you four times in a row. If you can't accept me you're a RNGesusphobe and need to check your bashing privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

The movie tells a story about a small baby, who rages instead of crying, who swears like a drunk ♥♥♥♥ instead of saying polite things. No one knows who the ♥♥♥♥ he is or what disorder he has, but we know one thing, his name is Arteezy Babyrage. Watch as he struggles to get the rampage while playing with 4 killstealing russians, watch as he says ♥♥♥♥ in 20 different languages because of a stolen creep, watch as he smashes the keyboard into 4 pieces because his teammate took a rune he wanted to bottle. Just to show his rage in the purest form. Also co-directed by Michael Bay for those sweet special effects

I want to turn into Luna's bodysuit She wouldn't notice anything weird and wear me into the battle And then I would tease her naughty bits I would gently lick her nipples and play with her cunny Not too much though, just enough to get her aroused As she would kill more enemies and get carried away by the slaughter I would increase my "assault" By the end of the battle she would be very close and I would give her the pleasure of finishing the "job" herself, enjoying every last drop she let into me However, the story wouldn't end here

Much to her surprise, she wouldn't be able to take me off Multiple tongues I would've grown inside the suit would caress her plump breasts, stiff nipples, perfect tummy, fit ass and her clitoris I would grow two penises right inside the suit which would fill her unexperienced ♥♥♥♥♥ and virgin ass They would vibrate as she moaned and quivered around, helpless and increasingly aroused Two pulsing penises inside her loin and tongues working every single inch of her body wouldn't take too long to bring her to another pleasant ending That wouldn't be it yet though For the last stage, I would begin to pump her with my penises while intensely vibrating around her erogenous zones After giving her yet another orgasm, I would turn back into a fat-ass self insert and run away

I sexually Identify as an Enchanted Mango. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of growing over the farmfield regenerating +1 hp on cute grills like Sing. People say to me that a person being a mango is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install leaves, 150 mana and +1 hp regen on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lord Mango” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a mongolphobe and need to check your mango privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Aʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ. Yᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀɴ Fᴜʀɪᴏɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ɪᴛ. Aʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴘɪᴄᴋs Fᴜʀɪᴏɴ. Yᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Aʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴀɴ Fᴜʀɪᴏɴ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Aʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ.

My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. ... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

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Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise.

The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

I saw a porno once where it opened up with a bunch of black men strolling through a patch of pansies wearing KKK hoods. I was intrigued, and i'm not gay but i was just browsing the gay section to see if there was anything good and I didn't really even have a boner but anyway these black dude in klan robes were all circled around one white guy who was tied up, pansies surrounding him, and they began to jerk off through holes in their robes onto this guy and it was kinda hot in a weird way because these black guys were truly overcoming the old power that racism had over them by insulting everything the klan stood for. I'm not gay but I've been looking for that porno ever since then but I just can't find it! funny how those things work out.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.

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