Recent reviews by Realpbc

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Prepare to have your internet crash as you ride your Buggy car alongside 100 other players who want the same OP loot as you. This decently executed amateur-but-better version of Destiny will make you feel hyped as you move in massive hordes at 0.5fps killing a bunch of cliché alien thingies. It has an amazing balance between feeling beautifully epic and shoving microtransactions into your face as if you were going to play this game for more than 40 hours.

"So Minecraft had an illegitimate baby with World of Warcraft and nobody told me?" Was my initial reaction to hearing about the existance of this game. Turns out this baby has a bunch of missing chromosomes due to his mother's smoking habits, but you know, it's a good human nonetheless.

I'm glad to see Ubisoft is stealing the whole idea and making it into their big budget game "Steep" instead of this amateur garbage. Just kidding, this game feels so realistic that I actually stopped skiing in real life in fear that I would randomly turn into a gravestone. In fact, it is so so so real that the in-game items you can buy to hide the monstruous unchangable base model face are pretty much the same price as their real world counterparts. Maybe if the hitboxes weren't as trustworthy as Mexican tapwater I'd spend a couple hundred bucks on buying myself some sexy ski glasses.

Anyways, 10/10 reccommended.