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You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more
than my brain.
-- W.G.
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It's getting harder and harder to think out loud. One of these days
someone's gonna go off and kill Thomas a'Becket for me...
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
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I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
-- Stravinsky
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And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,
turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said. Wide-eyed,
the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no
clothes! He is naked!"
- "The Emperor's New Clothes"
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