I have been alive for 35 years, i played every game under the sun delta force 1, mario 64, uniracers, plok, battletoads, far cry, halo, you name it. I played it. Even weird games like boiling point, xenus 2, project eden

I can safely without a doubt say just cause 3 and 4 are the worst two games i ever played in my life

Ive played non-open world games that let you grapplehook further than this

they decorate 1000km of gameworld with the same 3-4 buildings.. Its flat out embarrasing. Ive never seen an open world this shamelessly artificial before.

Not one indoor place in the whole game not even a bathroom you can run inside

enemies always know where you are. Just the worst of all worst things are in this game



Music? No
Clothing and customization? No
House to store weapons and cars? Nope. Just a garage for a stupid drop delivery system.

You can tell how the map was designed, some dude just dragging mountains up out of the ocean in the map editor. Profoundly uninteresting

you open a wingsuit and your player careens downward into the ground, you need like 3 football fields of clearance just to get yourself airborn. Its so horrible it actually baffles me that none of the developers noticed this.

Every cutscenes, 50 cutscenes in a row, all start with the scientist woman holding a tablet in her hands.. you cant make this stuff up. Thats all they can think of?

And even the main quests feel generic, protect a train, protect your teammates, always protecting something absolutely pointless just because the developers dont really have.. well.. a brain.

Id rather do nothing than play just cause, because at least nothing doesnt insult my intelligence

who was this made for? seriously? 9 year olds? Even when you think of some fun idea with the grappling hook the devs make sure to not allow it because that might be fun

the worst game i ever played in my entire life, i even beat JC3 and all its DLC and i still never got good at it. The second half of the game you cant use vehicles to take down bases anymore. And a single enemy soldier can defeat me? HOW?

The health system is so lazy and shallow

its the embodiment of everything shallow and unvaluable to real gamers

I have been alive for 35 years, i played every game under the sun delta force 1, mario 64, uniracers, plok, battletoads, far cry, halo, you name it. I played it. Even weird games like boiling point, xenus 2, project eden I can safely without a doubt say just cause 3 and 4 are the worst two games i ever played in my life Ive played non-open world games that let you grapplehook further than this they decorate 1000km of gameworld with the same 3-4 buildings.. Its flat out embarrasing. Ive never seen an open world this shamelessly artificial before. Not one indoor place in the whole game not even a bathroom you can run inside enemies always know where you are. Just the worst of all worst things are in this game Music? No Clothing and customization? No House to store weapons and cars? Nope. Just a garage for a stupid drop delivery system. You can tell how the map was designed, some dude just dragging mountains up out of the ocean in the map editor. Profoundly uninteresting you open a wingsuit and your player careens downward into the ground, you need like 3 football fields of clearance just to get yourself airborn. Its so horrible it actually baffles me that none of the developers noticed this. Every cutscenes, 50 cutscenes in a row, all start with the scientist woman holding a tablet in her hands.. you cant make this stuff up. Thats all they can think of? And even the main quests feel generic, protect a train, protect your teammates, always protecting something absolutely pointless just because the developers dont really have.. well.. a brain. Id rather do nothing than play just cause, because at least nothing doesnt insult my intelligence who was this made for? seriously? 9 year olds? Even when you think of some fun idea with the grappling hook the devs make sure to not allow it because that might be fun the worst game i ever played in my entire life, i even beat JC3 and all its DLC and i still never got good at it. The second half of the game you cant use vehicles to take down bases anymore. And a single enemy soldier can defeat me? HOW? The health system is so lazy and shallow its the embodiment of everything shallow and unvaluable to real gamers