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ADDING ME WITH A PRIVATE PROFILE WILL RESULT IN A BLOCK.

I have active impersonators. Make sure you know who you're dealing with. :)

I only do cash trades with Bitcoin. I will never ask you for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.



Steam Adds:
I do not add people just to "be friends with them". The only people I add, I generally trade or play with. If you want to randomly add me without leaving a comment, I will ignore your request. I also can't add any subscribers, but I do have a Steam group that you can contact me on if you need to contact me for whatever reason.

Price Checks:
I no longer do pricechecks. I get WAY too many people asking me about the values of items. /r/GlobalOffensiveTrade is your friend.

Middlemanning:

I can middeman cash transactions if both parties agree to using me. We will be using a group chat the whole time. I never touch the cash, only the item that is being traded.


HOW DO YOU GET YOUR ITEMS!?!??!111
I frequently get asked how I obtain my items. Mostly through trading, investing and betting, I also occasionally broker (sell) items for people.

What do your weapon names mean?
If you're wondering, my loadout is named after certain latin phrases. Here [ pastebin.com ] is a list of what they translate to. It's a bit outdated though.


1. If i accept you to my friends list name the item you are interested in, and send an offer for it.
2. If you add me first you have to offer me first, i don`t offer on my own items for items i am not looking for at that moment of time.
3. If you add me, you will pay first for an item you want to buy with real money unless you have an insanely high rep, and you are a known person.
4. Scam atempts are useless, keep that in mind.
5. I don`t rollback trades, you asume the offers you send me. If a trade is accepted and mobile app confirmed the deal is done.
6. Adding me to ask for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will get you removed.
7. Failing to respect such simple rules will result in a remo