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1. There will be no 🙅♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫
2. There will be no nudies🙋♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊
3. There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸
4. There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌
5. There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️
6. There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻
7. There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:
Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅
8. And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no Jake 👨👀 🏳️🌈 or Logan Paul 😂🌲🇯🇵
Get too close they might explode your hooooooome
Please don't make any sudden moooooooves
The creepers they might just go boom boooooooom
All my friends are creepers, they explooooooode
Get too close they might explode your hooooooome
Please don't make any sudden moooooooves
The creepers they might just go boom boooooooom
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the world of minecraft
That is full of creepers that will die one day
Boom away
Just because you make sure to lock your door
Doesn't mean you house is safe from creeper gates
You'll never see the creeper sitting next to you
You'll never see the skeleton shooting next to you
You'll think, how did all these of mobs spawn
But after all I've said, please don't forget
[Chorus]
All my friends are creepers, they explooooooode
Get too close they might explode your hooooooome
Please don't make any sudden moooooooves
The creepers they might just go boom boooooooom
So there is this girl on runescape that I always talk to and stuff and I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart ;) )
The location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00pm my time (I live in Ontario, Canada so whatever time zone that is...)
I will be paying:
• 50k to all guests who come for the full hour
• 60K to bouncers (must be cmbt lvl 200)
• 75k to people dancing around a jukebox
• 80k to bartenders (obliged to carry full inventory of beer and sell for 5gp each)
• 100k to priest who marries us
• 100k to my best man (AND BRIDESMAIDS NOW)
• 100k to people to pretend to be my family and throw confetti down aisle
• a diamond ring for my fiancé!
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