Obama Bin Laden's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 6:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:16am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:01am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 6:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:41am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:52am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 6:34am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:36am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:46pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 2:50am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 3:42am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 5:02am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:05am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 8:04am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:35am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:40am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 5:08am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:24am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 9:35am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:16am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 3:53am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 5:00am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:39am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 8:24am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 3:17am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 3:47am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:11am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:19am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 4:42am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:41am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:13am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:51am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 3:29am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:29am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:54am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:30am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:46am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:16am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 5:36am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:14am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:58am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 2:54am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 5:01am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 4:51am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 8:42am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 11:50am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 7:50am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 4:17am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 10:04am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 9:10am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 9:55am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 8:58am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 1:47am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 5:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 1:07am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

15 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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