hi michael, do you remember me? i'm you're little brother, you didn't come home since mom told you to find a job and stop playng videogames, i want to come back home, we all miss you, since 4 years i couldn't find you anywere but i looked on mom's steam account and find the messagge, you didn't text us for our birthday and i hoped every year to come to my birthday, tomorrow is my birthday, can you please show and spend some time together like the good ald days? love ignazio <3

-rep kills himself on hook, costs us the whole game :'/

+rep he hates Russians :)

Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..

+rep stay away from russian behaviour pls <3

+rep retarded but good